As much as I'd like to write something absurd here, turns out absurdity won't pay the bills.
So instead I remind you that I'm a fishing guide on the Pere Marquette River in Michigan. I guide for trout, salmon, steelhead, and pike. Unless I start booking some more trips, my great northern experiment will soon be over. I will probably have to get a real job where fishbeer will not be tolerated.
If you value fishbeer and all that is absurd, if you value fishing and beer, if you value America dammit, please consider booking a trip with me. I will regale you with tales of sour cream, fine ales, and loose women. I will not be drunk unless you want me to be. I look forward to your email with furious anticipation.
matt AT fishbeer DOT com
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